Amanda Bynes Explains Why She Asked Drake To Murder Her Vagina

Amanda Bynes Back alert.

Finally giving people what they want – an explanation for one of the most infamous tweets in Twitter history:

Bynes also addressed her past behavior, including the infamous 2013 tweet about Drake, in which she wrote, “I want @drake to murder my vagina.” The All That alum said, “I actually wasn’t being insincere. I was like saying murder my vagina. I was serious, but I was also on drugs, so that was my way of saying like, ‘Let’s do it man.’ But I was on drugs and trying to be hilarious,” she continued. “He’s hot! What does that even mean? It just means, like, ‘F–k me, Drake!’” [US Weekly]

Occam’s Razor – sometimes the simplest explanation is the best one:  drugs.  Amanda Bynes was on drugs and wanted to have her vagina murdered by a superstar rapper.  She’s not the first girl to want that and she damn sure won’t be the last.

Listen Amanda has had a rough stretch.  Okay I’m probably underselling it, it was one of the worst, most rough stretches we’ve ever seen in pop culture.  Just on page one of our drafts we have some of the following headlines:

Bynes Claims Police Officer Slapped Her Vagina, Says Reports About Her Are Wrong

Bynes Evicted From Her Apartment

Amanda Bynes Meltdown In Full Swing, Solidifies Herself On the Mount Rushmore Of Crazy

Amanda Bynes Arrested In NYC….Throws Her Bong Out 36th Floor Window When She Realizes Cops See It

Amanda Bynes Clarifies Reports About Her Arrest: Says She Did Not Throw A Bong Out The Window, BUT The Cops Did “Slap Her Vagina”

Amanda Bynes Is Melting Down On Twitter Again And I Can’t Imagine It’ll End Well

And that’s just a sampling.  There are multiple PAGES of that.

So yeah, things weren’t going well for a while.  BUT, and it’s a big but…it looks like she may have just gassed up the car and is getting ready to hit the comeback trail.

Fingers crossed.